During a public meeting to discuss road conditions in Marshall County, Gov. Jim Justice said something that has pushed the United Cows of America to demand an apology from the governor.
“Let me…let me…all these people they can talk and talk very well and eloquently but I just talk, I just talk you know,” said Justice. “Go back to this: if I ask you how many cows in the field, just count the egg sucking cows, don’t go out there and try to count the legs and divide it by four. I mean just count the egg-sucking cows.” (We know we’re a satire website but he literally said this ladies and gentlemen.)
The UCA however did not take light to the comments by West Virginia’s governor. The UCA released the following statement:
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In response to these allegations Gov. Justice said “them cows ain’t got a pot to pee in. I ain’t the enemy. Earl Ray and Manchin did this.”
