Chick-fil-A launched its award-winning "Eat Mor Chikin" ad campaign in 1995.
Last week Stacy Lee Austin (a conservative Christian, tsk tsk), drove 400 miles to sexually assault a 15-year-old child whom he had been communicating with online. Austin is the owner and operator of the Chick-fil-A in St. Clairsville, Ohio.
In response to the news, Chick-fil-A announced their new advertising campaign, “Don’t Diddle Kids”.
“We feel the play on our advertising while also addressing the fact that this horrible human drove 400 miles without ever thinking about it hard enough to turn around and go home.” said a spokesperson for Chick-fil-A. “What a sick fuck.”
Austin allegedly admitted to engaging in sexual acts with the minor, per The Observer. Authorities added Austin is NOT a drag performer. Wild.
